gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth
look at him
hes like a little baby boy
when a slow download finally finishes
im so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
I can actually sense a dog in my future.